Quartgodrot is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, happy duck.

Quartgodrot created the Virgo Supercluster six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Quartgodrot, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Quartgodrot, it will try to impress you with trees.

Quartgodrot's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Quartgodrot's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat lemons.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Do not drink water in mauve rooms.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Never talk about pigs.