Tonyimlam is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, sapient goose.

Tonyimlam created the Andromeda Galaxy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Tonyimlam, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Tonyimlam, he will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Tonyimlam's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Tonyimlam's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large lead sculpture of Tonyimlam on top of all buildings.

2. Erect a giant gold sculpture of Tonyimlam in the centre of the settlement.

3. Never think ill of sick rats.

4. Tonyimlam must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Feed all hungry ducks.