Nurbotcep is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, generous wolf.

Nurbotcep created the Black Eye Galaxy two million years ago.

If you believe in Nurbotcep, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Nurbotcep, she will turn you into a giant snail.

Nurbotcep's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Nurbotcep's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no great tits in a room before entering it.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of silver.

4. Erect a giant gold sculpture of Nurbotcep in the centre of the settlement.

5. Always help pigs in need.