Flowkinbass is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, uncaring bat.

Flowkinbass created silver six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Flowkinbass, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Flowkinbass, it will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Flowkinbass' most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Flowkinbass' Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your back red.

2. Do not eat bread.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate squirrels.

4. Hide if five great tits approach from the north.

5. Feed all hungry bats.