Quamfomnut is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, staggering fish.

Quamfomnut created the Virgo Supercluster four billion years ago.

If you believe in Quamfomnut, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Quamfomnut, it will boil you in a big pot.

Quamfomnut's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Quamfomnut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Never write about nucleic acids.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Never think about spacetime near tortoises while wearing yellow skirts and balancing seven lead spheres on your feet.