Somdub is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, pitiless turtle.

Somdub created the Andromeda Galaxy eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Somdub, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Somdub, he will turn you into a puffin.

Somdub's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Somdub's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Never talk about nematodes.

4. Never feed lots of lentils to birds while wearing gray rings.

5. Hide if eight snails approach from the south.