Somdub is a god.
He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, pitiless
turtle.
Somdub created the Andromeda Galaxy eight billion years ago.
If you believe in
Somdub, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.
If you do not believe in
Somdub, he will turn you into a puffin.
Somdub's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.
Somdub's Holy Commandments1. Do not cook food in pots.
2. Never look in ponds.
3. Never talk about nematodes.
4. Never feed lots of lentils to birds while wearing gray rings.
5. Hide if eight snails approach from the south.