Davtikparkbodgamtip is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, charitable hyena.

Davtikparkbodgamtip created the Sombrero Galaxy two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Davtikparkbodgamtip, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Davtikparkbodgamtip, he will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Davtikparkbodgamtip's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Davtikparkbodgamtip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about pineapples.

2. Never leap in the presence of cats.

3. Never think about black holes.

4. Never think about optics near eagles while wearing indigo rings and balancing five titanium spheres on your chest.

5. Erect a giant white sculpture of Davtikparkbodgamtip in the centre of the settlement.