Gilpangflig is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, humane swan.

Gilpangflig created humanity five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gilpangflig, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Gilpangflig, it will strike you with lightening.

Gilpangflig's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Gilpangflig's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Gilpangflig three times a day.

2. Never write about galaxies.

3. Never feed lots of peas to geese while wearing white shoes.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Gilpangflig.

5. Never think about black holes.