Spagdutcidrot is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, vain hedgehog.

Spagdutcidrot created the Small Magellanic Cloud nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Spagdutcidrot, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Spagdutcidrot, she will jump up and down on your head.

Spagdutcidrot's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Spagdutcidrot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep six capybaras in a large pit.

2. Erect four tin sculptures of Spagdutcidrot on top of important buildings.

3. Never think about moons.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Spagdutcidrot.