Tignanjin Sadstiplarn is a god.
She takes the form of an extremely fat, two-faced
mouse.
Tignanjin Sadstiplarn created the Whirlpool Galaxy four quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Tignanjin Sadstiplarn, she will look after your home planet.
If you do not believe in
Tignanjin Sadstiplarn, she will turn you into a small brown duck.
Tignanjin Sadstiplarn's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.
Tignanjin Sadstiplarn's Holy Commandments1. Run away if nine swans approach from the west.
2. Fast once a month.
3. Worship no other gods but Tignanjin Sadstiplarn.
4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Tignanjin Sadstiplarn.
5. Do not trade with those who eat beans.