Rigrigrutflow is a god.
It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, passionate
fox.
Rigrigrutflow created a bottom quark nine thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Rigrigrutflow, it will give you a free moon.
If you do not believe in
Rigrigrutflow, it will turn you into a dog.
Rigrigrutflow's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.
Rigrigrutflow's Holy Commandments1. Never feed rice to whales while wearing rings.
2. Erect a large titanium sculpture of Rigrigrutflow on top of all buildings.
3. Never feed lots of garlic to snails while wearing brown corsets.
4. Never hurt dolphins.
5. Never look at moons.