Rigrigrutflow is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, passionate fox.

Rigrigrutflow created a bottom quark nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rigrigrutflow, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Rigrigrutflow, it will turn you into a dog.

Rigrigrutflow's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Rigrigrutflow's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed rice to whales while wearing rings.

2. Erect a large titanium sculpture of Rigrigrutflow on top of all buildings.

3. Never feed lots of garlic to snails while wearing brown corsets.

4. Never hurt dolphins.

5. Never look at moons.