Nadlistfadspag is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, amazing jaguar.

Nadlistfadspag created the Tadpole Galaxy three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nadlistfadspag, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Nadlistfadspag, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Nadlistfadspag's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Nadlistfadspag's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Nadlistfadspag.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Run away from white sheep, for they are unholy.

4. Nadlistfadspag loves nematodes, so they must be honoured.

5. Worship no other gods but Nadlistfadspag.