Loopmigyatdiss is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, awe-inspiring parrot.

Loopmigyatdiss created the Andromeda Galaxy three million years ago.

If you believe in Loopmigyatdiss, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Loopmigyatdiss, he will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Loopmigyatdiss' most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Loopmigyatdiss' Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Loopmigyatdiss.

4. Never mention nematodes.

5. Never think about the strong nuclear force.