Nurflamvig is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, duplicitous faun.

Nurflamvig created the Sombrero Galaxy two million years ago.

If you believe in Nurflamvig, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Nurflamvig, he will strike you with lightening.

Nurflamvig's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Nurflamvig's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Nurflamvig four times a day.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate sharks.

5. Never paint your back red.
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