Fetdavfed is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, fast goblin.

Fetdavfed created gold four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fetdavfed, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Fetdavfed, it will turn you into an amoeba.

Fetdavfed's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Fetdavfed's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Fetdavfed's name in vain.

2. Do not kill snails.

3. Seals are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Always look after injured moths.

5. Never talk about dark matter near aardvarks while wearing gray shirts and balancing three tin spheres on your chest.