Hadpigtal is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, unselfish badger.

Hadpigtal created parasitic wasps two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hadpigtal, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Hadpigtal, it will destroy your favourite solar system.

Hadpigtal's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Hadpigtal's Holy Commandments

1. Hadpigtal loves foxes, so they must be honoured.

2. Do not drink water in red rooms.

3. Draw representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Ants are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.