Lopfunbid is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, uncaring cobra.

Lopfunbid created the Sombrero Galaxy three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Lopfunbid, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Lopfunbid, she will manifest in front of you.

Lopfunbid's most sacred site is Hoddom in Scotland.

Lopfunbid's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Never mention birds.

3. Put Lopfunbid first in all things.

4. Do not speak about cherries.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.