Tailstigzod is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, conceited fox.

Tailstigzod created a charm quark two years ago.

If you believe in Tailstigzod, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Tailstigzod, he will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Tailstigzod's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Tailstigzod's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant iron sculpture of Tailstigzod in the centre of the settlement.

2. Tailstigzod loves dogs, so they must be respected.

3. Never think about optics.

4. Do not wear black clothing.

5. Do not drink alcohol.