Kipjablarg is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, caring snail.

Kipjablarg created the Large Magellanic Cloud two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kipjablarg, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Kipjablarg, he will not invite you to parties.

Kipjablarg's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Kipjablarg's Holy Commandments

1. Never leap in the presence of swans.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Kipjablarg.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Do not kill capybaras.