Zogyarbon is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, vain hummingbird.

Zogyarbon created the planet Mars eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zogyarbon, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Zogyarbon, it will turn you into a dog.

Zogyarbon's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Zogyarbon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear platinum on your body.

2. Learn five new languages a year.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Never sit in holy places.

5. Never look at galaxies.