Negsaw is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, sage chicken.

Negsaw created carbon six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Negsaw, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Negsaw, she will be very unhappy.

Negsaw's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Negsaw's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about spacetime near otters while wearing violet kilts and balancing five iron spheres on your hands.

2. You must pray to Negsaw four times a day.

3. Erect seven aluminium sculptures of Negsaw on top of important buildings.

4. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place in blue.

5. Always help tortoises.
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