Hunvanlimbig is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, overgenerous hummingbird.

Hunvanlimbig created a top quark two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hunvanlimbig, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Hunvanlimbig, she will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Hunvanlimbig's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Hunvanlimbig's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Hunvanlimbig's priests.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Never think about dark energy.

4. Never write about quantum field theory.

5. Do not cook food in pots.