Higvigjab Yarpafgut is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, self-confident hare.

Higvigjab Yarpafgut created silver nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Higvigjab Yarpafgut, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Higvigjab Yarpafgut, she will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Higvigjab Yarpafgut's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Higvigjab Yarpafgut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Always help snakes in need.

3. Always make sure there are no great tits in a building before entering it.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Higvigjab Yarpafgut.

5. Mice are unholy and should not be approached.