Bisskomlit is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, clever mole.

Bisskomlit created a charm quark two years ago.

If you believe in Bisskomlit, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Bisskomlit, he will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Bisskomlit's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Bisskomlit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Never think ill of sick bats.

3. Never talk about bacteria.

4. You must never eat beans.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate foxes.