Didbumdud is a god.
She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, astonishing
ferret.
Didbumdud created an atom five million years ago.
If you believe in
Didbumdud, she will approve.
If you do not believe in
Didbumdud, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.
Didbumdud's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.
Didbumdud's Holy Commandments1. Your children must be taught to worship Didbumdud.
2. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place in yellow.
3. Do not drink alcohol.
4. Never hop near squirrels.
5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Didbumdud.