Pibladpom is a god.

She takes the form of a small, compassionate wyvern.

Pibladpom created water eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pibladpom, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Pibladpom, she will not care at all.

Pibladpom's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Pibladpom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt manatees.

2. Learn four new languages a year.

3. Do not speak about bread.

4. Always help sick mice.

5. Hide if five mites approach from the south.