Godtif is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, tranquil wyrm.

Godtif created the Cigar Galaxy five million years ago.

If you believe in Godtif, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Godtif, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Godtif's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Godtif's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat melons.

2. Do not kill eagles.

3. Always make sure there are no dolphins in a room before entering it.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Never look at comets.