Godtif is a god.
It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, tranquil
wyrm.
Godtif created the Cigar Galaxy five million years ago.
If you believe in
Godtif, it will grant you immortality.
If you do not believe in
Godtif, it will attempt to scare you with floods.
Godtif's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.
Godtif's Holy Commandments1. You must never eat melons.
2. Do not kill eagles.
3. Always make sure there are no dolphins in a room before entering it.
4. Respect your elders.
5. Never look at comets.