Mutfid is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, emotional fish.

Mutfid created a charm quark four million years ago.

If you believe in Mutfid, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Mutfid, she will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Mutfid's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Mutfid's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Snakes are not to be trusted.

3. Never jump in holy places.

4. Never look at dwarf planets.

5. Never write about dark energy.