Viggidgep is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, unthoughtful chicken.

Viggidgep created matter seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Viggidgep, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Viggidgep, she will make you grow a tail.

Viggidgep's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Viggidgep's Holy Commandments

1. Goats are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Viggidgep must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Erect a giant silver sculpture of Viggidgep in the centre of the settlement.