Begbesslarn is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, annoying sheep.

Begbesslarn created humanity three billion years ago.

If you believe in Begbesslarn, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Begbesslarn, she will think nothing of it.

Begbesslarn's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Begbesslarn's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Do not speak about pineapples.

3. Retreat if five ducks approach from the north.

4. Do not wear copper on your body.

5. Never wear green corsets.