Jigkamsab is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, proud cat.

Jigkamsab created parasitic wasps nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jigkamsab, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Jigkamsab, she will torture you forever.

Jigkamsab's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Jigkamsab's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat onions.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Never write about gravity.

4. Hamsters are unholy and should not be approached.

5. You must pray to Jigkamsab three times a day.