Nulldoggutstik is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, witty horse.

Nulldoggutstik created the Sol system three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nulldoggutstik, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Nulldoggutstik, it will turn you into a frog.

Nulldoggutstik's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Nulldoggutstik's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of pineapples to monkeys while wearing mauve jumpers.

2. Never talk about optics near mice while wearing white shirts.

3. Never feed lentils to dogs while wearing stockings.

4. Mites are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Do not hurt shrews.