Madmutlig is a god.
It takes the form of a very large, duplicitous
hedgehog.
Madmutlig created a quark six thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Madmutlig, it will celebrate by creating some planets.
If you do not believe in
Madmutlig, it will attempt to scare you with hail.
Madmutlig's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.
Madmutlig's Holy Commandments1. Never play with disobedient children.
2. Do not stand on grass.
3. Do not shave your back.
4. Never think ill of sick swans.
5. Hide from green shrews for they are unholy.