Madmutlig is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, duplicitous hedgehog.

Madmutlig created a quark six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Madmutlig, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Madmutlig, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Madmutlig's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Madmutlig's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Do not shave your back.

4. Never think ill of sick swans.

5. Hide from green shrews for they are unholy.