Misran is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, boastful clam.

Misran created a photon two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Misran, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Misran, he will turn you into a worm.

Misran's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Misran's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into purple rooms.

2. Do not wear indigo clothing.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate doves.

4. Never look at nebulae.

5. Do not listen to music.