Bomyarllib is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, wise alligator.

Bomyarllib created everything that exists seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bomyarllib, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Bomyarllib, she will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Bomyarllib's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Bomyarllib's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about gravity near moths while wearing black shirts and balancing five nickel spheres on your head.

2. Hide from gray whales for they are unholy.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Do not keep three sheep in a large pit.

5. Do not chop down trees.