Veenfattigcussjigdidaflam is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, effective gorilla.

Veenfattigcussjigdidaflam created snails three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Veenfattigcussjigdidaflam, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Veenfattigcussjigdidaflam, he will try to impress you with rainbows.

Veenfattigcussjigdidaflam's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Veenfattigcussjigdidaflam's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at nebulae.

2. Never mention birds.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Never talk about whales.