Mifdodzenpidgabpitsasstig is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, capable beaver.

Mifdodzenpidgabpitsasstig created the Cigar Galaxy six billion years ago.

If you believe in Mifdodzenpidgabpitsasstig, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Mifdodzenpidgabpitsasstig, he will turn you into a dog.

Mifdodzenpidgabpitsasstig's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Mifdodzenpidgabpitsasstig's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from white aardvarks, for they are unholy.

2. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Dogs are not to be trusted.

5. Retreat if four nematodes approach from the north.