Bepdossrow Komweglarp is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, quiet walrus.

Bepdossrow Komweglarp created gold seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bepdossrow Komweglarp, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Bepdossrow Komweglarp, it will have a low opinion of you.

Bepdossrow Komweglarp's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Bepdossrow Komweglarp's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Bepdossrow Komweglarp.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Do not take Bepdossrow Komweglarp's name in vain.

5. Never talk about moths.