Wipstafstaflibbess is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, staggering whale.

Wipstafstaflibbess created viruses seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wipstafstaflibbess, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Wipstafstaflibbess, it will turn you into a duck.

Wipstafstaflibbess' most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Wipstafstaflibbess' Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no dogs in a room before entering it.

2. Never wear cyan shorts.

3. Always look after injured geese.

4. Never feed parsnips to moths while wearing dresses.

5. Do not dye your hair green.