Kemnel is a god.
She takes the form of a slim, caring
porpoise.
Kemnel created dark matter five billion years ago.
If you believe in
Kemnel, she will grant you five wishes.
If you do not believe in
Kemnel, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.
Kemnel's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.
Kemnel's Holy Commandments1. Never write about nebulae.
2. Do not hurt nematodes.
3. Do not fashion models of living things.
4. Show mercy to disobedient children.
5. Never talk about dark matter near horses while wearing gray jumpers.