Migmidsug is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, merciless camel.

Migmidsug created tapeworms six million years ago.

If you believe in Migmidsug, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Migmidsug, he will turn you into a rock.

Migmidsug's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Migmidsug's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Do not skip in public.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Erect a large titanium sculpture of Migmidsug on top of all buildings.