Migmidsug is a god.
He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, merciless
camel.
Migmidsug created tapeworms six million years ago.
If you believe in
Migmidsug, he will grant your every desire.
If you do not believe in
Migmidsug, he will turn you into a rock.
Migmidsug's most sacred site is Evol in France.
Migmidsug's Holy Commandments1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.
2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.
3. Do not skip in public.
4. Show mercy to disobedient children.
5. Erect a large titanium sculpture of Migmidsug on top of all buildings.