Dimquafvin is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, all-knowing mouse.

Dimquafvin created the Cigar Galaxy five billion years ago.

If you believe in Dimquafvin, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Dimquafvin, she will not care.

Dimquafvin's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Dimquafvin's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into mauve rooms.

2. Never run in the presence of dolphins.

3. Do not shave your back.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate monkeys.

5. Erect a large aluminium sculpture of Dimquafvin on top of all buildings.
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