Yarphabhun is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, narcissistic hedgehog.

Yarphabhun created the Black Eye Galaxy four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yarphabhun, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Yarphabhun, he will jump up and down on your head.

Yarphabhun's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Yarphabhun's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear white.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Do not listen to music.