Habminfadgudcibmadbet is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, boastful centipede.

Habminfadgudcibmadbet created the Milkyway four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Habminfadgudcibmadbet, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Habminfadgudcibmadbet, it will try to impress you with trees.

Habminfadgudcibmadbet's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Habminfadgudcibmadbet's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep six mice in a large pit.

2. Erect a giant nickel sculpture of Habminfadgudcibmadbet in the centre of the settlement.

3. Never think about dark matter.

4. Do not chant in public.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.