Dobbatwab is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, tranquil fox.

Dobbatwab created gold four billion years ago.

If you believe in Dobbatwab, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Dobbatwab, he will turn you into a duck.

Dobbatwab's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Dobbatwab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat pineapples.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Never sprint in the presence of great tits.

4. Never feed grapes to cats while wearing rings.

5. Never eat green fruit.