Sisbumzedham is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, calm hare.

Sisbumzedham created the world six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sisbumzedham, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Sisbumzedham, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Sisbumzedham's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Sisbumzedham's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Sisbumzedham.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate turtles.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Never write about thermodynamics.