Dussfenbum Kem is a god.
He takes the form of a corpulent, fussy
meerkat.
Dussfenbum Kem created Mount Everest seven trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Dussfenbum Kem, he will be very happy.
If you do not believe in
Dussfenbum Kem, he will try to impress you with trees.
Dussfenbum Kem's most sacred site is Neravy in India.
Dussfenbum Kem's Holy Commandments1. Respect your elders.
2. Always treat snakes with great respect.
3. Feed all hungry seals.
4. Always pray immersed in water.
5. Hide from black ants for they are unholy.