Hommisrill is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, amazing butterfly.

Hommisrill created an electron two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hommisrill, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Hommisrill, it will remove you from existence.

Hommisrill's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Hommisrill's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about special relativity near mice while wearing mauve rings and balancing five titanium spheres on your chest.

2. Never talk about ultrasonics near manatees while wearing magenta shorts.

3. Always make sure there are no eagles in a room before entering it.

4. Hommisrill loves sheep, so they must be respected.

5. Never talk about chromosomes.