Cidxensas is a god.
It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, smart
swan.
Cidxensas created dark energy two trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Cidxensas, it will remain indifferent to you.
If you do not believe in
Cidxensas, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.
Cidxensas' most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.
Cidxensas' Holy Commandments1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.
2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.
3. Never think about comets.
4. Never sit in holy places.
5. Do not wear violet clothing.