Cidxensas is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, smart swan.

Cidxensas created dark energy two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cidxensas, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Cidxensas, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Cidxensas' most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Cidxensas' Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never think about comets.

4. Never sit in holy places.

5. Do not wear violet clothing.