Quillfarnzod is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, contented swan.

Quillfarnzod created gold six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Quillfarnzod, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Quillfarnzod, he will throw large rocks at you.

Quillfarnzod's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Quillfarnzod's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Quillfarnzod's priests.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Always help voles in need.

4. Never wear pink trousers.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.